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I’ll be at Cal State Bakersfield to give a talk Thursday, Jan. 14. If you are in the area, please drop by.

Rev. Pat Robertson can work miracles. He can get me out of semi-retirement. This effing douche commented on the Haiti 7.0 earthquake that killed more than 100,000 by saying:

“Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it,” Robertson said on his Christian Broadcasting Network show. “They were under the heel of the French … and they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, ‘We will serve you if you’ll get us free from the French.’

“True story. And the devil said, ‘OK, it’s a deal,’ ” Robertson said. “Ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after another.”

When will our “mainstream” pastors (this is your cue, Rick Warren), denounce this idiot and put him out of the national spotlight forever?

We are waiting.

Cardinal Roger M. Mahony and a snake. So many photo caption possibilities …

OK, gang. I’m back. Here’s what I love about Christopher Hitchens and his take on Christmas.

I never cease to be amazed by how little the Bible-believing Protestants, who constitute most of the soldiery in the Christmas wars, know about their own tradition. Under the rule of the Puritan Revolution in England, the celebration of Christmas was banned outright. This was for three reasons: The December fiesta was actually the honoring of paganism in disguise, and a descendant of the old rites of the winter solstice. Then, it was also a manifestation of popery and superstition (the “Christ-Mass”). Finally, it was an excuse for the riff-raff to get drunk and disorderly. Only the last part seems to have survived.

None of the four gospels gives any notion of what time of year the supposed Nativity occurred. Only two gospels mention the virginity of Mary, and only one has any mention of a “manger.” Wise men and shepherds are likewise very unevenly distributed throughout the discrepant accounts. So that the placement of a crèche surrounded by a motley crew of humans and animals has no more scriptural warrant than does “The Life of Brian.” Moreover, the erection of this exhibit near the turn of the year is actually a placation of the old Norse gods of the winter solstice.

From Booklist:

Lobdell’s trajectory from agnosticism to belief to atheism, prompted by covering religion for the Los Angeles Times, is fascinating, ironic, even astonishing.

In an institution that supposedly devotes itself to God and truth, you had to wonder: When would someone within Cardinal Roger M. Mahony’s inner circle break ranks and tell the truth about how His Eminence actually handled claims of clergy sexual abuse?

Since the Catholic sex scandal broke in 2002, Mahony, with the help of his PR team, created a persona as a a long-time reformer who was way ahead of the curve when it came to tackling the problem of priests who molested minors. To listen to him, you would think he was the victims’ best friend.

Of course, the facts said otherwise. Evidence has shown Mahony harbored many known pedophile priests, some of whom went on to molest others. Still, no one in Mahony’s inner circle of brother priests and advisers ever stepped forward to say exactly what happened. “Careers over kids” is how many people saw it.

Now, under oath this week in a deposition, Msgr. Richard Loomis, the former vicar of clergy for the Archdiocese of Los Angeles, reluctantly told the story of how his boss handled in 2000 allegations of sexual abuse of two minors brought against Father Michael Baker. (Remember, Baker had admitted to Mahony in 1986 that he had molested two different boys; the priest remained in ministry, often unsupervised.) For Watergate buffs, Loomis appears to be a more reluctant John Dean.

In a tense deposition with plaintiff attorney John Manly, Loomis testified that:

• Mahony ordered him to ignore official archdiocesan policy and not inform parishes of the allegations.
• Mahony gave two reasons for deviating from the policy. Loomis said the cardinal first said he was concerned about the pending litigation. Later, Mahony said he didn’t want to disrupt the process of getting Baker removed from the priesthood.
• Loomis  was so upset at the cardinal’s action that he sent him an e-mail in which he cut and pasted the archdiocesan policy that was being violated.
• Mahony ordered no more announcements made in parishes about any new clergy sexual abuse allegations.
• Loomis wanted to contact law enforcement about Baker’s allegations and behavior, but Mahony ordered him not to.
• Members of the Sexual Abuse Advisory Board were also upset at Mahony’s decision, but none informed law enforcement to the allegations.
• Loomis would have considered resigning over Mahony’s order, but had a short time left in his tenure as vicar of clergy.
• After stepping down as vicar of clergy, Loomis made one more attempt to get the archdiocese to make announcements in the parishes because Baker had been removed from the priesthood. He said his request went nowhere.

In legal papers filed today in Los Angeles Superior Court, Manly said that the church’s attorney, Don Woods, “repeatedly obstructed the deposition process … by excessive objections, inappropriate hand gestures, whispering in the witness’s ear …” Woods instructed Loomis to not answer “in excess of 50 questions,” including where the priest lived.

In court papers, Manly, who is representing another alleged victim of Baker, is asking a judge to prevent Woods from “making objections other than privilege or form, cease from coaching his witnesses, cease from taking breaks during lines of questioning.”

Loomis, who himself had allegations of sexual abuse brought against him in 2003, is on administrative leave and refused to say if a church court had found him innocent or guilty of the allegations.

It will be interesting how the archdiocese spins this. Will Mahony’s team go after the credibility of Loomis? Or will they simply hope that the majority of media and parishioners are too numb to handle any more Catholic sex scandal news and this will all quickly fade away?

It’s also intriguing that Loomis said Mahony’s orders were given in e-mails and memos. There should be a paper trial that Manly can follow.

Bottom line: The testimony of Loomis is a bombshell that, in any institution other than the Catholic Church, would spark an internal investigation and, if found true, lead to the firing of the boss. Don Woods, the church’s attorney, sensed its gravity. In the deposition, it’s almost comical how many different ways Woods tries to get Loomis to shut up.

We already knew that Mahony kept known molesters in ministry (including two convicted felons!), and that some continued to abuse children. Now, according to Loomis, we also know how little regard Mahony had for the children of the archdiocese, unilaterally suspending the church’s own policy to avoid public scandal and perhaps his own skin.

With this new perspective, the recent words of J. Michael Hennigan, an attorney representing Mahony and the archdiocese, ring hallow.

Hennigan told the Los Angeles Times that “the archdiocese aggressively investigates every allegation or suspected incident, and in those cases looks for other victims. If SNAP has other information, they should deliver it to us and we will pursue it as we have done in the past.”

But Mahony’s testimony in court in March now seems even more disingenuous.

“If anyone has knowledge that a child was in danger,” he said, “any human being has to do something about it.“

Tim Rowland, senior pastor of River Oaks Community Church in Goshen, Indiana, recently delivered a sermon based, in part, of my “Losing My Religion” memoir. Christianity could use more incredibly honest pastors such as Rowland. You can listen to the sermon here. I start to get some love after minute 7.

… for the lack of posts. Just been incredibly busy with two young businesses, the Newport-Mesa Daily Voice (an online local paper) and Greer’s OC (an online website and free daily e-mail that gives the latest in Orange County fashion, dining and trends).

Here’s a video I just made for the Newport-Mesa Daily Voice about being a boat cleaner for a day in Newport Harbor.

Today, the body of Sen. Edward Kennedy traveled from Hyannis Port to Boston along a route that included some of the late politicians favorite places. Spectators cheered respectfully as the hearse went by.

Television and radio reporters talked reverently about Kennedy taking his final trip through Massachusetts. Hello? With all due respect, he wasn’t taking the journey. It was his dead body.

I kept thinking, wouldn’t it have been better if the LIVE Ted Kennedy covered that same route a few weeks ago, taking in the love of his state’s residents while he was still alive and able to drink it all in? That would have been a real moment for everyone.

This clapping for a lifeless body shows how much we suspend our belief when it comes to death. That’s just part of our DNA. We don’t want to really acknowledge death so we put our loved ones in velvet coffins with comfy pillows (please think about how strange is that) and chat with them graveside.

I’m convinced that we should all have our memorials and funerals BEFORE we die. Like a fish about to be caught in the net, most of us don’t know when are time is up. So tomorrow, use the good china for no reason. Wear your party dress just because. Tell the people you love that you love them for no reason at all.

Don’t wait until you’re dead — and people applaud you, but you won’t even know it.

Here’s my travel schedule for the fall.

• I’m be the keynote speaker at the ExMormon Foundation 2009 Conference on Oct. 10 in Salt Lake City.
• I’m also be speaking at the annual Freedom From Religion convention in Seattle, which takes place on Nov. 6-8.
• I’m competing in Ironman Cozumel on Nov. 29 (nothing to do with beliefs, but I wanted to brag a bit).
• And on Dec. 3, I’ll give a talk at the New York City’s Center for Inquiry.

Hope to see some of you there!